By Brett Stern

ISBN-10: 1452137250

ISBN-13: 9781452137254

It truly is each beer drinker's worst nightmare—a chilly brew in hand without capacity to open it. right here to the rescue is an integral advisor that includes ninety nine how one can get the task performed speedy utilizing whatever and every little thing in sight as a bottle opener in a time of desire. images and step by step directions for every process stroll thirsty readers throughout the artwork of commencing bottles, revealing the sensible use of such convenient to be had implements as a belt buckle, television distant, child carriage, puppy collar, ski binding, golfing membership, park bench, BBQ grill, garden mower, computerized teller computing device, police motor vehicle, and plenty of extra. Cheers!

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Why is my beer capped like this in the first place? In 1892, William Painter, a mechanical engineer and foreman in a machine shop, was hired by a bottle manufacturer to develop a universal neck size and shape for glass bottles. These bottles were to be used for carbonated beverages and beer to standardize production and quality control. Having accomplished this, he then recognized the need for a uniform cap for the bottles, and patented the “crown cork cap” as a sealing method. These innovations allowed for the invention of a machine to fill the bottles with liquid and carbonation, a machine for securing or “crowning” the caps on the bottles, and of course the bottle cap opener.

These bottles were to be used for carbonated beverages and beer to standardize production and quality control. Having accomplished this, he then recognized the need for a uniform cap for the bottles, and patented the “crown cork cap” as a sealing method. These innovations allowed for the invention of a machine to fill the bottles with liquid and carbonation, a machine for securing or “crowning” the caps on the bottles, and of course the bottle cap opener. A prolific inventor with eighty-five patents, Painter was inducted into the Inventors Hall of Fame in 2006.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: Never drink from a bottle if you break the glass. Do you have your own unique method? com. 1 EDGE OF TABLE 1 Place cap on edge of table 2 Just punch the sh*t out of it 3 Drink the rewards 2 DISPOSABLE LIGHTER 1 Hold bottle securely 2 Place bottom of lighter under cap 3 Place thumb on top of cap 4 Pry off cap 5 Drink 6 You are a professional 3 BOTTLE TO BOTTLE 1 Hold cap to cap 2 Pull apart, trying to get the bottom bottle to open first 3 Drink Beware: Due to Murphy’s Law, the top bottle usually opens first.

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