By C. H. Dalton
A hilarious examine the races of the world—capturing the proud historical past and vibrant way forward for racism in a single convenient, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume
Meet “C. H. Dalton,” a professor of racialist reviews and a number one authority on inferior humans of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual personal tastes. within the grand culture of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Birth of a Nation, he's on a undertaking to elucidate the reality approximately self-supremacy, drawing on eminent scholarship to enlighten a brand new new release of hate-mongers. proposing proof that everybody could be hated (even white people), A functional advisor to Racism comprises gleaming bits of knowledge on such topics as:
• the great existence loved by way of blacks, who shuffle via existence unhindered by way of the white man’s burdens, equivalent to opposite racism and white slavery, to turn into finished athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions.
• the unhappy tale of the industrious, clever Jews, whose complete popularity is sullied by way of their unlucky flavor for the blood of Christian babies.
• an in depth examine the unusual, sweet-smelling race referred to as “women,” who're now not solid at anything— in particular ruling the loose world.
• a vital guide to Arabs, a humans so delicate they're vulnerable to blow up at any time.
• A country-by-country breakdown of the “Yellow Peril,” with tips for telling aside a race of people that all glance an analogous.
additionally integrated is a finished thesaurus of undying epithets, with hundreds and hundreds of pejorative phrases for everybody from Phoenicians to Jews. A sensible advisor to Racism is bound to spark sincere, instructive discourse.
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And whatever goodwill remains is often squandered when they are caught drinking the blood of Christian babies. As a people, their industriousness is matched only by their thirst for the blood of Christian babies. For better or worse, that is the history of the Jewish people. Many Jews object to the very idea of a Jewish ethnic identity. They claim that Judaism is a faith, not a race. But then these same people believe that Jewishness is passed down matrilineally. What the fuck kind of sense does that make?
A typical Hispanic Hispanics play an important role in American society, doing the work that Americans don’t want to do, and secreting a pungent, waxy substance known as ambergris, which is used as a fixative in some expensive perfumes. An increased demand for cheap labor and high-end fragrances brings millions of Hispanics to the United States every year. And they squeeze out babies faster than the Latvians, so their numbers are only increasing. According to a recent study, by 2015 the population of the United States will be 78 percent Mexican.
An increased demand for cheap labor and high-end fragrances brings millions of Hispanics to the United States every year. And they squeeze out babies faster than the Latvians, so their numbers are only increasing. According to a recent study, by 2015 the population of the United States will be 78 percent Mexican. S. POPULATION 2015 Fig. 2 That’s why many are calling for immigration reform, to prevent more Hispanics from coming here and taking low-paying jobs away from real Americans. Though, in many cases, these are jobs that American workers are too lazy to do, like playing shortstop.
A Practical Guide to Racism by C. H. Dalton